---again, my apologies
Bob Harper’s Card Workout
12 years ago
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Technology Uncensored (sorry)
Fuck technology, WAVE OF THE FUTURE, primadonna buttons stuck in their oh so sleek motions, power surges and failures the product of random asshole's afterthought, it works, it fails, we fix, it works, it fails, we fix, blah blah blah, life complicated by years of "progress", plans to send douchebags to Mars, hope their shuttle's more stable than my cellphone, this computer, our buildings' net connection, work's copy machine, and all the other task easers that crash time after time sucking the fun, honest, physical, and mental tasks that are, well anything nowadays, but we're moving forward, faster, stronger, more efficiently than before, ya my ass we are, it would be quicker for me to run screaming down Delmar engulfed in flames to the fire station and be doused in water there than try 911 on my umpteenth busted bullshit phone, ya if the "convenience" of 2010 is the WAVE OF THE FUTURE, fuck the future
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Sounds like somebady needs an upgrade.
ReplyDeleteB Digital - I love this and it's fine to be uncensored, it would be false otherwise. I like the honesty of it, I totally understand it, because as much as I enjoy my technology I get so twisted up when our internet goes down, or my laptop doesn't work, or my phone is a little slow. In fact, it's sad to say but the other day when our internet connection went down in our office no one - that's right - no one - could do any of their work. We have become totally dependent on technology to do our work, we are lost without it. We sit at a computer, hour after hour, getting fat because our work requires nothing physical except to be able to sit, and even that is becoming more difficult bc our backs are becoming weak from sitting. Technology sucks us in by making us think it provides freedom and free information but instead it has cripled us.
ReplyDeleteIs this is your way of saying you need a new phone? About technology, I can not figure out if you are for it or against it. I think that you need to work on coming right out and telling us what side you are on, like when you say "fuck technology" are you saying fuck technology is great, or technology is fucked? Your writing is great, thank you. I need to get back to my internet business now, and sell some towels.
ReplyDeleteI love the part about the shuttle is hopefully more stable than the cellphone. Which makes me think the cellephone is a conspiracy brought on by THE MAN! Dana
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